What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Maybe leave out

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your going to be alright just relax

Innocent before proven guilty

Deuteronomy 17

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Bible.. Hm.?

I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?